candy
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Post by candy on Feb 25, 2015 16:55:53 GMT
I would choose the pearls - I wouldn't want to draw attention to my non existent bosom.
Science fiction or a romantic novel?
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Post by Freddy Peterson on Feb 25, 2015 18:27:49 GMT
Romance... did you see the run on the bookstore for Charmaine's book?? Dorothy's singing or Blanche and Rose's dancing?
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candy
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Post by candy on Feb 25, 2015 19:50:20 GMT
There is no contest Dorothy' s singing every time! You would have to be a hard hearted Hannah to pick anything else.
Dirty Dancing or Tequila Sunrise?
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Post by gerfluken on Feb 26, 2015 0:31:05 GMT
Dirty Dancing- I love love love their dance routine! Although Mel Gibson was pretty hot back in the day......
Legal troubles from tax evasion or prostitution?
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Post by The Big Gun on Feb 26, 2015 7:43:30 GMT
Tax Evasion -- I'd never make it in jail for prostitution. They always prey on the weak and innocent. The others will taunt me for trying to excel at my work in the laundry. I’ll fall in with a bad crowd, whose leader looks like Ethel Merman. And I’ll be forced to engineer a daring prison break using my laundry cart. From that time on, I won’t know a moment’s peace. I’ll scar my fingerprints with battery acid and I’ll run from town to town, taking jobs that people have who got bad grades in school. And then one day, they’ll find me, holed up in a little shack in the Louisiana bayou. And a sheriff named Bull will call my name out over a megaphone and when I make a run for it he’ll riddle my body with bullets! Oh please don’t let them take me downtown! I want to live! I want to live!
An "R" mug or an "I Lost My Ass In Vegas" mug?
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candy
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Post by candy on Feb 26, 2015 17:12:22 GMT
I love the R mug but I'll take the Vegas mug because I don't want 400 people in Simpson's t shirts tramping through my yard.
Hurricane or heatwave?
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Post by The Big Gun on Feb 26, 2015 17:35:10 GMT
A Hurricane -- Living in Miami, who can tell the difference between a hot flash and a weather front?
Hay Day or Everybody Hide the Corn Day?
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Post by gerfluken on Feb 27, 2015 0:32:18 GMT
Everybody hide the corn day! Im not that fond of corn so hiding it is good.
Make extra money by catering weddings or raising mink for fur?
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Post by The Big Gun on Feb 27, 2015 3:41:53 GMT
Catering weddings -- I want to take my chicken DOWWWWWN TO MISSISSIPPI....
Giving a eulogy on a plane, or giving a eulogy at a pie eating contest?
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Post by gerfluken on Feb 28, 2015 2:49:52 GMT
Piiiiieeee! Always Pie!
Spumoni Face or Pussycat?
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Post by Nougi on Mar 1, 2015 11:08:52 GMT
Hard to make a choice
but Don't ever change Pussycat!
Michael or Kate?
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Post by Freddy Peterson on Mar 1, 2015 11:17:59 GMT
Kate - for the simple reason it's not Michael! Ugh, he was a waste.
Working at the grief center or working as a TV associate producer?
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candy
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Post by candy on Mar 1, 2015 14:39:19 GMT
A tv producer. They don't call me Harold Goldstein for nothing?
Working in the museum or putting an ad in the paper?
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Post by The Big Gun on Mar 1, 2015 15:59:33 GMT
Putting an ad in the paper -- you also get to learn how to make souvlaki.
Grandview Plantation or Hollingsworth Manor?
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Post by Freddy Peterson on Mar 2, 2015 16:31:37 GMT
Hmmm.... tough one. For Blanche, I would say Grandview Plantation, because of the closeness of her grandmother. Oh, and the underpants. Aunt Angela or Uncle Angelo?
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